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I'm always being blown away at the genious of Cheyl Crow! First she states a few years ago that "If we're nice to Saddam; he might be nice to us". Jeeeze; we could have avoided this messy war. Oh well; it's too late to take advantage of that; but it seems that with age comes smarts. Now she has raised the bar, and has figured out a way to stop global warming. I don't see any reason she shouldn't become the next American President. It's so simple....and nobody else thought of it. All we have to do is when we use the toilet; use ONLY ONE SQUARE of TP when you're finished. Now for some of us; we might need more to get the job done; so to be fair; she realizes that there may be times that more TP will be needed. So in that case; we would try to conserve as much as we can and keep it under three squares of TP. I dunno why I didn't think of that myself!  |
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no wonder cheryl crustybottom is always smiling. her finger keeps poking through the TP.
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no wonder cheryl crustybottom is always smiling. her finger keeps poking through the TP.
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Hopefully she'll stick to singing.....seems it's the only thing she's good at.............MOROOOOOOOON  These damn HIPPY stars and thier EARTH SHIT......feeding starving kids in Africa.....what about CAMDEN......  don't mind me i love the lil angry rant guy....needed to use him! |
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why should she get special attention?because she sings well we should listen to her opinion over any other persons?
she has the right to be just as stupid as anyone else.
She's not the only one, recently "Sir" Paul Macartney and his lovely bride came to Newfoundland to protest the seal hunt. they picked up the pups to show some affection. Their mothers killed them as soon as everyone left. Like birds, once humans have touched the babys a mother will never again |
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why should she get special attention?because she sings well we should listen to her opinion over any other persons?
she has the right to be just as stupid as anyone else.
She's not the only one, recently "Sir" Paul Macartney and his lovely bride came to Newfoundland to protest the seal hunt. they picked up the pups to show some affection. Their mothers killed them as soon as everyone left. Like birds, once humans have touched the babys a mother will never again Yum Yum ! Seal pup bunwiches ! |
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I bet she walks around with dirty undies and a smelly butt!  |
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why should she get special attention?because she sings well we should listen to her opinion over any other persons?
she has the right to be just as stupid as anyone else.
She's not the only one, recently "Sir" Paul Macartney and his lovely bride came to Newfoundland to protest the seal hunt. they picked up the pups to show some affection. Their mothers killed them as soon as everyone left. Like birds, once humans have touched the babys a mother will never again Yum Yum ! Seal pup bunwiches ! That's not funny!!!  <not for seal pups! |
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They probably taste like veal............
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No way..............chicken!
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I was thinking possibly a greasey white fish..kind of like tuna...mm FINGER LICKING GOOD>>  |
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use ONLY ONE SQUARE of TP can't spare a square.. don't have a square to spare... . |
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shes more than welcome to come and try and get the job done in one square for me. other wise ill keep up with my current pace  |
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use ONLY ONE SQUARE of TP can't spare a square.. don't have a square to spare... . U know i think about that scene every time i use a puplic restroom |
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They probably taste like veal............
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Let's face it. Do you think Rosie O'Donnel limits herself to three squares of TP? She can't even limit herself to three square MEALS. |
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They probably taste like veal............
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Let's face it. Do you think Rosie O'Donnel limits herself to three squares of TP? She can't even limit herself to three square MEALS. rosie just shoves the whole roll up her butt, and changes it every few days |
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I JUST GOT A VISUAL ON THAT ONE!!!!!! THANKS NOW I HAVE TO GO SLAM MY HAND IN A DOOR TO GET IT OUT!!!!!  |
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no wonder lance armstrong left her, she probably thought a pantless ride on his bike after a good BM would conserve on TP.......................... eeeeeewwwwwwwwww
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She probably needs to wipe...err...scrape with her own CDs once a week. At least they're good for something!  |
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Just like not have guns! Let them set the example...1 square. When they do it, so will I! Riiight! Something as wide as hers will take a roll at least!  Just like when they save us from the ozone problem...get out of the private jets and 20,000 sq. ft. houses! Buy your pollution credits here!!!!!!!!!! Tell them rosie or al sent you!!  |
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