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Topic: Where the white man went wrong. (Read 463 times)
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268darts
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An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U. S. Government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one Official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and then calmly replied... "When white man found the land, Indians were running it."
"No taxes."
"No debt."
"Plenty buffalo."
"Plenty beaver."
"Women did all the work."
"Medicine man free."
"Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing."
"All night having sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled...
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve a system like that."
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oldkimmer
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........................................ha ha ha good 1...........kim..................
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MR. Mechanic...........Panther Pink Duster The Beast has been Unleashed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NYrr496
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 Truer words were never spoken.
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It takes a Mopar to catch a Mopar.
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440Ken
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I'd vote for him  |
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Chris Evrard -76 Cordoba, 360 4bbl -68 Valiant, 273 2bbl -73 Dart, /6 1bbl, Leaning Tower of Power!!!  |
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67Dart383
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Was that chief name "Twodogs F#@king" ?
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ValiantOne
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Was that chief name "Twodogs F#@king" ?
Many of the tribes have casinos now. It could have been "Little Cheif Double-down" |
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Chris Evrard -76 Cordoba, 360 4bbl -68 Valiant, 273 2bbl -73 Dart, /6 1bbl, Leaning Tower of Power!!! |
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flyboy01
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...and 90% of the Native Americans live below the poverty level on reservations. Good deal for the white man, everybody else got shafted. Not something to be proud of as Americans.
BTW, the joke was funny.
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Amen Brother!  |
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