You may be a true hot rodder if.........

[sunsetdart]

You may be a true hot rodder if............you just dont get drifting
                                                     if you spend more money on cars than you do on food
                                                     if you have a flamed toilet seat
  Ok , add yours to these and see what happens

[PinkE]

...You spend more time in the Garage than in your house....
...You actually don't mind the smell of Gear Oil....
...If you've had sex on a "creeper"      

[GTS225]

...If you've had sex on a "creeper"      

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Ummmm....Are you telling us something?......WAIT!.....No...I'll leave this alone, I don't think it's any of our business.

Roger

[PinkE]

...If you've had sex on a "creeper"      

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Ummmm....Are you telling us something?......WAIT!.....No...I'll leave this alone, I don't think it's any of our business.

Roger

 try it, you'll like it.....

[NYrr496]

I can remember cam specs on every engine I've built for myself and even some I've done for friends, but I usually don't remember the exact day of my anniversary.

[chryco]

You carry more pictures of your car than your wife and kids in your wallet .

[Daniel]

You tell people that when you eat with greasy hands it just helps the food slide down quicker so that you can go back to turning wrenches.

[68_Val_Sedan]

you have more square footage of garage space than living space ... 

[wickedfirefighter]

your garage had heating and air conditioning before your house did ..

most of your clothes are black to hide the grease stains ..

purchased a house based on the size of the shop ..

have allot of car parts all over the house and some hanging on the wall.. 


well this is just me anyways ..   

[sr71mopar]

You have to make everthing faster, including your lawnmower.

[73swinger]

you work a ton of overtime just to buy that next toy for your car

you get more excited over  than you do over internet porn

[Bill_Reilly]

....If you built the garage before you built the house

[nothingbutdarts]

If you use your stove to bake engine and body parts more than you use it for baking any food! 
Rebuild your carb. in the kitchen.
Have engine blocks for furniture in the living room
Storage containers all over your property for car parts
Two drivers in the house and 10 vehicles                               Damn insurance!

[Adam]

You bought your first car well before you had a driver's license

You work on cars more hours in a day more than doing everything else combined including sleep (that's me! but it's my job too so it's not difficult to spend 16+ hours)

[IL.DART340- 4SP]

You have a car calender instead of Playboy. 
Pictures on the wall of cars instead of family. 
You have 2 car garage but own seven.The new 07s stay outside.
Your blood type is 20w50   
Your Cholesterol count needs a 200 shot of
You have gas all of the time but its not worth $3 a gallon. 
And since I have all these problems my bed is in the garage instead of the house. 
But my family allowed me to come inside today for the feast.

[MVRCorp]

"If you use your stove to bake engine and body parts more than you use it for baking any food! 
Rebuild your carb. in the kitchen."

Damn,  beat me to it. Here's one;

After using the parts washer you use the dish washer for a final rinse.


yea, I'm single. 

The oven does work great for baking fresh paint on intake manifolds.
 
 

[joesnow]

If you keep paint in the frig.

[LILBLUE65]

If you keep paint in the frig.

I do that!

...If it was easier to name your cars than name your kids...

...if you have ever slept in your garage, and nobody made you do it!

[wickedfirefighter]

If you keep paint in the frig.

I do that!

...If it was easier to name your cars than name your kids...

...if you have ever slept in your garage, and nobody made you do it!

i have actually  done that before .. my girlfreind couldnt find for a hour .. i was sleeping in the back of my dart that was on blocks  in my garage...


       

[NYrr496]

I've done most of the stuff listed here. The guys at my job don't get me. When most guys get a few minutes to kill on the internet, they're looking at porn. They always go by my desk and I'm looking at something car related.

[6469mopar]

I live in a mobile home 14x 60 my car's in an 40x40 garage,  mobile home  $  25,000  my cars prics less   

[Bakaruda]

If you celabrate your cars Birthday.

[Think3205]

if your girlfriend gets jealous of your car and all the attention it gets 

[440Ken]

Wish I could say bin there done that but.......PinkE ruined that for me....sex on a creeper,

[Lobukdstr]

I've done quite a few of those. Haven't had sex on a creeper, but I have taken a nap there. Waking up to a framerail in the forehead ain't no fun!!
Car parts in the house? We've got a living room dedicated to it!

[LILBLUE65]

You got some orbs!   

[Womanator]

    ...Your garage is worth more than your house...

    ...vacation means it's time for Mopars at the Strip...

   

[jbarker]

....the only thing refined about you is the oil under your fingernails...

[Pedalkisses]

Your living room is haunted...ORBS!!!

[71 demon child]

.....when you home ball bearings from work for your kids as play toys.(yes i just did it on thursday)