You may be a true hot rodder if.........

[russ446]

ypu have a camshaft, chrome dipstick tube(from an old project), and an aluminum connecting rod from an alcohol funny car hanging in your den?

[sunsetdart]

To Bill Reilly...........I actually had my garage built back in 1975, had bought the lot in front of it as well, but didn't put the house up till 1986. My wife calls my cars......."the other women"

[318_Magnum]

if your girlfriend gets jealous of your car and all the attention it gets  Grin

....the only thing refined about you is the oil under your fingernails...

Guilty as charged.

[Mopartist]

1. You buy your wife a new Tupperware collection every Christmas; but somehow it always ends up in the garage for storing nuts and bolts.

2. Every time you are the first car at the traffic light; it is another chance for a holeshot.

3. You refer to your constant tailgating as "drafting"

4. Even though your daily driver is plush riding and quiet running; you still make lopi cam engine sounds with your mouth as you are cruising. "Clickety; clickety; clickety; bwaaaaaaaaaaa........!"

5. Just like #4 except you make tire screeching mouth sounds upon acceleration and going around corners.

6. Your wife laughs at you every time you pass another car because of your "race face" expression. (ie clenched teeth; steely stare; vein on the side of your head showing clearly) 

[67Dart383]

...You spend more time in the Garage than in your house....
...You actually don't mind the smell of Gear Oil....
...If you've had sex on a "creeper"      

I ain't had sex on a creeper, but have had sex with a creeper! ( Don't know if it qualifies me)   

[demon340v]

Openly admiting that you have more pictures of your car on yoru cell then you do  girls

Getting excited over a car part as if it was your first time all over again

Your UPS driver tells you how come no parts from Summit racing in awhile


yes all done by me!

[67dartgt]

I can remember cam specs on every engine I've built for myself and even some I've done for friends, but I usually don't remember the exact day of my anniversary.

  My girlfriend can't figure out how I can remember the numbers on the license plates of all of our vehicles but i can't remember her birthday 

Oh well, she's still here, so what can i say? i must be doing something right. 

[67devildart]

The first words you get your kids to say are "Hemi" and "Dodge"-- (Almost, Mom and Dad were, THEN HEMI!)

You drool over the car parts catalog and try to figure out how to get 1000hp to stick to the road

You can remember how many cars, what type of cars and what engines they had in them better than your exes names

You can confide in your car better than your best friend