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This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carol's."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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 Here is the second. So these four golfers are finishing up their regular Saturday round of golf when they realize that next Saturday is Christmas. They decide on the spot that no matter what, all four will show up for their regular tee off time. The following Saturday all four show up promptly at tee off time. The first Guy says, "Man, getting here wasn't easy, I had to buy my wife a pearl necklace in order to be here." The second guy says, "A pearl necklace? You got off cheap, I had to buy my wife a mink coat." The third guy laughs and says, "A mink coat is cheap, I had to buy my wife a new Caddy." The fourth guy just stands there and smiles slyly. When the other guys notice his peculiar silence, and say, "So what did you have to get your wife for Christmas in order to come golfing?" The Guy responds, "Nothin' special, I just woke up this morning and said to my wife, 'golf course or intercourse?' and she said, 'don't forget your sweater!'" Merry Christmas Joe Dokes
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IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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