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Topic: Your Going To Laugh A Kidney Out On This One. (Read 411 times)
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moparwedden
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.'   |
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MVRCorp
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IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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dart4406
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Oh My! ![\/][](http://www.bigblockdart.com/Smileys/classic/finger020.gif) |
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Home Of Bill Stiles Performance--Jere Stahl Headers And Dave Strickler--"The Old Reliable"
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golferjohn
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Why does the father know his daughters "scent"? Just askin', not judgin'  |
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MVRCorp
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IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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67Dart383
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Man !!! Wooo! Thats some dope s#%T!  |
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67 Dart 383 MP590, Crane 1.6 R/R, headers, 906, 850 MIghty Demon, Torker II, 3inch exhausts, 727 R/M, 9.5 PTC 4500 flash stall w/ 2800 brake stall, 8 3/4 rear with P/T 4.30, on MT ET St Rad 11.99@112.55mph  |
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OZRT4406
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gotta love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ValiantOne
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That is sooooooooooo bad............  |
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Chris Evrard -76 Cordoba, 360 4bbl -68 Valiant, 273 2bbl -73 Dart, /6 1bbl, Leaning Tower of Power!!!  |
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BacktoBasics
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Gives a hole..........I'm mean whole new meaning to "scent of a woman". WHO-AH! |
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505 cu. in. , Alston chassis, CRT trans, FBO Ignition, 9.458et, 141.35mph, 1.278 - 60 foot, SO FAR!! 
tried and true
