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« on: February 08, 2008, 07:28:00 PM »

NOW that every one clicked here i need some suggestions.  I just left bills site and im going to get me one of them front end for my cuda. i figured out the money part. we can probably skip some meals. and get rid of the chevy.now heres the hard part.how do you sneek that big box in to the garage so the wife dont see ya. once inside i can say that old thing .O i had that for ever you rember. let me here your best ones
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2008, 08:06:12 PM »

Good luck,my wife has caught on to that now.It really sucks having lie and sneek.sometimes it feels like im cheating onher. Gotta get the car done somehow. !nanr !nanr !nanr
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 08:14:18 PM »

 lol bash why lie ? just be straight up about it . It'll send her into shock wondering why you did that to begin with.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 08:20:32 PM »

Have it sent to a friends house. Then you can say he helped you build it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 08:21:50 PM »

You must of just got married. The trick is to get a little something for the wife also. All they really want to know is that they are just important as the car. lol lol  I buy my wife gifts from Victoria's Secret because its a gift that just keeps on giving. This way I can enjoy her gifts also. Has worked for me now for 16 years.
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 08:30:09 PM »

 agree  gifts, presents, and jewelry work wonders! Cheers
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 08:46:37 PM »

The twelve thousand dollar ring didnt seem to do the trick. I still get my parts,no one can stop that.It is an addiction.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 09:42:14 PM »

They are smarter than we give them credit for.

A whille back I ordered the Dana 60, picked it up and snuck it out to the shop. My wife never goes back there. Two weeks go by then she asks me when I was going to tell her about the new rear end.

Just order it and tell her it will increas the car's value.
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 09:52:21 PM »

thr trick is to buy something else as well. (Like a welder or something like that). Bring it into the garage with the k member telling her that is the support stand.  Set it up in the garage telling her that the welder wasn't really needed, and you will return it. Then tell her the "support stand" wasn't needed for the return shipping. OR...................................................tell her you couldn't store it at you ex girlfriends house anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!    LOL   madwife
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 09:58:31 PM »

Here's the advice that a married friend gave to me when I got married... "It's better to buy first and ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission and buy last." I continue to pass that along to everyone I know that is married or planning on getting married.
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 10:00:59 PM »

the trick is to have her buy it for you  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 11:15:50 PM »

okay here is what I do...........have it sent to you at work leave it in your vehicle when you get home. Then send her out shopping (for clothes or furniture not groceries) then while she's gone bring in. Works everytime.  !nanr
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2008, 11:27:13 PM »

the trick is to have her buy it for you  Grin
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Yeah Right!!!
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2008, 12:55:37 AM »

when i was with wife ,, i would let her go and pick her cars out and let her drive them home what ever she decided was fine with me ,, when i wanted parts and pieces and vehicles it was not questioned seemed to work pretty easy
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2008, 01:40:57 AM »

Have it sent to a friend's house, paint spots on it with brown primer to look like rust, then bring it home and tell her you bought it at the junkyard for 50 bucks.  Wink
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2008, 01:55:47 AM »

My wife just got a Discover card and was thoughtful enough to get an extra one for me. Wait till she "discovers" what I'm gonna do with that thing!! madwife
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2008, 05:51:10 AM »

My wife doesn't say any thing about what I buy for my cars.
She has her hobby and I have mine
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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2008, 05:56:43 AM »

u just tell her u made it from scrap metal lol
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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2008, 08:06:34 AM »

I tell my wife I sold something else to get the new whatever.
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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2008, 08:38:21 AM »

My wife doesn't say any thing about what I buy for my cars.
She has her hobby and I have mine
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Same here  !nanr  and it was on sale works great  lol
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2008, 11:33:19 AM »

 Gmax's wife talkin:   You got the wrong kind of wife!!! Gary and I have the same hobbies; Cars, mopars, dragracin'  and spending OUR hard earned cash on them. bbd sign     Oh yeah & the grandkids. Kiss Guess I should start my own membership???
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2008, 12:59:20 PM »

 Just tell her that you need really need it and if she wont let you get it , you are with-holding sex. !nanr
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2008, 02:29:26 PM »

hey all great ones. been marryed 21 yrs. dont need to lie.I just tell her if I dont get my stuff i will just start doing what i was doing when we met.
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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2008, 06:05:23 PM »

the trick is to have her buy it for you  Grin

That's how I got my flaming river steering box two years ago, and it's how I'm getting the interior done for my birthday! YEEHA!  taunt
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