X rated...US Army

[Pedalkisses]

When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the army.

At the induction physical, the medical doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.

"What chart doc?" the young man asked.

"The one on the wall!" ?The doctor said.

"What wall?"

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful nurse to strip and walk in naked.

"What do you see now son?"

"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm blind as a bat."

"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said,
"but your dick is pointing straight toward Fort Campbell."
"Welcome to the U.S. Army Boy."

[Capt Jack]

 

I know JUST the person to send that to.

[Dartsport]

 

[Spook50]

I'm sure there's an Air Force version of that joke, but I shudder to think of how THAT one goes...

[Ciscodog]

Hey - I'm at Fort Campbell and I didn't get that eye test!!!!! 

[BBLM23]

 

[flyboy01]

I'm sure there's an Air Force version of that joke, but I shudder to think of how THAT one goes...

I forgot you were AF, this one is for you.

Subject: Naval Aviator Saves Life of Air Force Pilot



 AP News  4 April 2008 Pensacola, Florida

 "Naval Aviator Saves  Life of Air Force Pilot in Horse-Back Riding Mishap"

 An Air Force Pilot  assigned to a local fighter wing narrowly escaped
 serious  injury early Friday  morning when attempting horseback riding at a local
 stable with no prior  experience. He mounted the horse, unassisted, and
 the  horse immediately began  moving. As it galloped along at a steady pace,
 the  pilot began to slip  sideways from the saddle. Although attempting to grab
 for the horse's mane,  the Lt. Col. (name withheld) could not get a firm
 grip. He then threw his  arms around the horse's neck but continued to
 slide  down the side of the  horse. The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious
 to  its slipping rider.  Finally, losing his grip, the Lt. Col. attempted to
 leap  away from the horse  and throw himself to safety, but his foot became
 entangled in the stirrup.

 Moments from sliding under the horse, a United States Naval Aviator,  also
 shopping at Wal-Mart, saw the Lt. Col. and unplugged the horse.

 The Naval Aviator continued shopping; the Air Force Pilot has been
 submitted
 for a Bronze Star.

[BigSlim]

UT-OH Here we go boys........... Air Force vs Navy!!!!   

[dangerdawg]

 

[beeprace]

And I am at Ft. Campbell still Beep Beep Over and Out

[damopars]

 

[demon340v]

!

i like the 2nd one alot

[Pedalkisses]

I'm sure there's an Air Force version of that joke, but I shudder to think of how THAT one goes...

I forgot you were AF, this one is for you.

Subject: Naval Aviator Saves Life of Air Force Pilot



 AP News  4 April 2008 Pensacola, Florida

 "Naval Aviator Saves  Life of Air Force Pilot in Horse-Back Riding Mishap"

 An Air Force Pilot  assigned to a local fighter wing narrowly escaped
 serious  injury early Friday  morning when attempting horseback riding at a local
 stable with no prior  experience. He mounted the horse, unassisted, and
 the  horse immediately began  moving. As it galloped along at a steady pace,
 the  pilot began to slip  sideways from the saddle. Although attempting to grab
 for the horse's mane,  the Lt. Col. (name withheld) could not get a firm
 grip. He then threw his  arms around the horse's neck but continued to
 slide  down the side of the  horse. The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious
 to  its slipping rider.  Finally, losing his grip, the Lt. Col. attempted to
 leap  away from the horse  and throw himself to safety, but his foot became
 entangled in the stirrup.

 Moments from sliding under the horse, a United States Naval Aviator,  also
 shopping at Wal-Mart, saw the Lt. Col. and unplugged the horse.

 The Naval Aviator continued shopping; the Air Force Pilot has been
 submitted
 for a Bronze Star.

 

[Spook50]

UT-OH Here we go boys........... Air Force vs Navy!!!!   

'Sokay. I'm a crew chief, and that sounds pretty typical of some of our pilots 

[flyboy01]

My boss is ex-AF, he has not soken to me since I sent that to him!