>>A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man >>standing alone. She approached him. "Hi....My name is Carmen", she >>told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family >>name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the >>things I like most -- cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. >>He said, "B. J. Titsenbeer".