Pedals HELP!!! Mono...........

[ValiantOne]

Well, I've been feeling like total BUTT for the past week or so.

I found out I have mono!!! mono!!!!! WTH!!! I am 38 years old!!!

Well, it turns out my fiance has it too. She works in a health clinic down town and guess what??? Apparetnly they are high risk for catching mono. Niiiiiiiice..................


Pedals, was your harlot future daughter in law down here in MD recently!!!???

C   

PS. joking about the "daughter in law" of course

[chryco]

That`s rough man . Be thankfull it`s ONLY mono .
  Get well soon !

[damopars]

My son also had it a couple months ago he is 20 and in great shape, it hit him hard for 2 weeks.
You have to take it easy for like 2 months, no sports etc.. Take care of youself.

[Pedalkisses]

It's spreading like wildfire!  It's really rough on adults.  Whatever you do, protect your liver and spleen areas.  They keep kids out of gym class because they can do serious damage to these organs when they are enlarged.  Are you able to be out of work?  That mono infected harlot gets around I am sure!  She could have been there.  I think she's probably terrorizing Europe at this time!   Oh, and my medical recommendation is EAT A LOT OF ICE CREAM!  I love CHOCOLATE NUTTY MOOSE TRACKS it's the best medicine!  And listen to your nurse...you may have to wait on her hand and foot!  Get well soon!

[eldubb440]

they can do serious damage to these organs when they are enlarged.

hey nurse! i need help with an enlarged organ 

[jackie]

eldubb, borrow dangerdawg's taser...that will take care of it!!

[Pedalkisses]

they can do serious damage to these organs when they are enlarged.

hey nurse! i need help with an enlarged organ 

   Stay away from Dangerdawg's teaser.  We may never see the enlarged organ again!

[ValiantOne]

Keep your enlarged organ out of gym class!!

[Pokersmvp13]

least it aint a std.

[ValiantOne]

least it aint a std.

I plead the 5th...........