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Capt Jack
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An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts,
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows shit in it'.)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily,
'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'
The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
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Chris Evrard -76 Cordoba, 360 4bbl -68 Valiant, 273 2bbl -73 Dart, /6 1bbl, Leaning Tower of Power!!!  |
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Hemi Darts Rule !!!!!
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505 cu. in. , Alston chassis, CRT trans, FBO Ignition, 9.458et, 141.35mph, 1.278 - 60 foot, SO FAR!! 
