13, 13, 13.....

[dangerdawg]

i was walking past the mental hospital the other day & i heard 13, 13, 13,                                              the fence was too high to see over, so i see a small hole, and i looked in to see what was going on,          some schnook poked me i the eye with a stick,                                                                                   after that i heard 14, 14, 14........

[rarefish]

I was walking down the street the other day. There was this strange guy in the middle of the road jumping up and down. He would start 1,2,3,4,5 then stop and start over. Someone finally yell at him to get out of the road before he got killed. He said "No, this is fun come try it." One adventurous person went out with him and asked what to do. Just stand right there and when I start counting you jump up and down. 1,2,3,4 and as he was coming down for 5 he pulled the lid off the man hole cover, and started over 1,2,3,4,5,6