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Pedalkisses
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Iranian Planes Landing in Atlanta GA
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta Airport :
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your little hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --
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Home Of Bill Stiles Performance--Jere Stahl Headers And Dave Strickler--"The Old Reliable"
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Chris Evrard -76 Cordoba, 360 4bbl -68 Valiant, 273 2bbl -73 Dart, /6 1bbl, Leaning Tower of Power!!!  |
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Mopars, AMCs, and a pile of 440 Dart
You're all worthless and weak; now drop and give me twenty!
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505 cu. in. , Alston chassis, CRT trans, FBO Ignition, 9.458et, 141.35mph, 1.278 - 60 foot, SO FAR!! 
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