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« on: July 02, 2008, 07:40:56 AM »

Why is it that when you break up with someone they get really hot. 
I had a gf when I came to Iraq, and to keep a long story short, she thought she had to "keep her options open", so, we're not dating anymore. we were chatting the other day and she sent me a couple new pics of herself, and she looks rediculously hot.


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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 09:18:47 AM »

Don't beat yourself up over this. Find a hotter one and parade her around in front of this one.  And WTF is up with the gun?  She better watch out, she'll end up lookin' like Bubba Gump.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 09:42:18 AM »

yeah she is pretty hot, if she sent you pics of herself she may still be interested in you.

By the way, I like reading you posts just to see the avatars ( I think that is the right word ), they are good.

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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 09:48:48 AM »

Aren't you in Iraq right now?  How about a nice Burka babe??
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 09:49:18 AM »

She just wants to keep her options open but just know that you're her best option...I wouldn't worry.
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 10:46:16 AM »

It's like I tell my twins ,there's to many fish in the sea to worry about 1.
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 11:10:57 AM »

It's like I tell my twins ,there's to many fish in the sea to worry about 1.

That's EXCELLENT advice.
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 11:34:05 AM »

It's like I tell my twins ,there's to many fish in the sea to worry about 1.

That's EXCELLENT advice.
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 01:24:54 PM »

yeah, hopefully I'll find one.
and the gun's fake
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2008, 01:35:22 PM »

My dear Son::: Sure she looks hot!  But your dear sweet mother thinks she looks like a "MONO INFECTED TRAMP" !!!!   Just hold out for the one I know you deserve!!  You will know it when you meet her. And I will like her. Unlike your newest brother-in-law!!! madwife LOL LOL LOL LOL     She probably airbrushed those pictures anyway!!
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 01:45:30 PM »

that's not air brushed, that's all natural, that's what kills me
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 01:50:28 PM »

My dear Son::: Sure she looks hot!  But your dear sweet mother thinks she looks like a "MONO INFECTED TRAMP" !!!!   Just hold out for the one I know you deserve!!  You will know it when you meet her. And I will like her. Unlike your newest brother-in-law!!! madwife LOL LOL LOL LOL     She probably airbrushed those pictures anyway!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 03:33:50 PM »

Dude, from those pics it is evident that she also thinks she is hot.

That has always been a MAJOR turn off for me. I've always dug the little cuties who don't think they are "all that".

I agree with your Mom. She probably has mono! lol And a strappin' young vet just back from a war zone can do a lot better than that!!!  !nanr !nanr
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 03:37:37 PM »

Listen to your Mother....I agree with everything she said....Women know...about other women...and we can usually tell after looking at one picture...let alone 3....LISTEN TO MOM...and ME   copycat
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2008, 04:43:31 PM »

It's like I tell my twins ,there's to many fish in the sea to worry about 1.

That's EXCELLENT advice.

I agree and she ain't that hot.  That third pic looks like she's on drugs.  She looks like trouble to me and not even worth it.
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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2008, 05:08:16 PM »

well, thanks for all the suggestions. 
I just can't approach women, I'm basically scared.  My best friend in college was a chick, and that was alright, but I'm still afraid of approaching them, I don't know why, it should be kind of easy for me, I grew up with 2 1/2 sisters, and have had several femal friends, but actually approaching them is a problem for me.
I'm also going back to Germany after I leave here, won't be back to the states til may, and I am really bad in Germany, I don't get to do what I like doing, playin with cars, so I don't feel like doing a whole lot of other stuff, the 5 months I spent there before here were fun, but I rarely left the base because I didn't have my own car, I feel like I'm trapped when I go somewhere without my own car.  the only time I was away from the base really was when I went to visit her (the one in the pics) and I rented a car when I did.
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2008, 06:19:24 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2008, 06:26:15 PM »

Oh gosh, please, whatever you do, don't marry a german chick and bring her back to the States.

German chicks are all sweet and warm at first, then once the hit the states, you'll wish you married the nastiest trailer park skank instead.

Since you are shy, you will find a sweet little honey that will pursue you and save you all that work.

Like someone earlier said, it won't be that hard being a strapping young military buck.
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« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2008, 07:23:51 PM »

I dated a german chick once, bad idea, she still gets mad when I don't talk to her, but she only sends me IMs when I'm at work. crazy crazy woman.  not going to make that mistake again
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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2008, 07:38:10 PM »

It's like I tell my twins ,there's to many fish in the sea to worry about 1.

Is that "Sam and the twins" your telling that to?

 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL    !nanr !nanr !nanr !nanr
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« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2008, 07:42:56 PM »

Son, just remember, you have to be friends, to have a worth while and fun relationship.  Your Dad and I became friends first, which meant we actually LIKED each other. Thats why we still like each other, and love each other.   Yes, you can love people that you don't like. Think about your sisters!!!!  cat fight cat fight cat fight  Hug Hug Hug
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2008, 07:45:57 PM »

lol oh boy a war vet just back from a warzone who is shy around women. Geez, you just need a friend whos confident to drag you around all the bars and introduce you as the war vet, you'll have all the chicks you want.
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« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2008, 08:14:53 PM »

if youre ever in or near levittown I'll drag bat your ass out and make the night worth remembering Grin...theyres plenty of chicks out there...the best advice Blah Blah Blah i can say which a friend told me right when i said the same thing about being unable to talk to the ladies.... "just remember theyre like a smaller version of a dude with boobs and a vag Cheers, but if that fails just start quoting the movie anchor man with will farrell"

I will tell you what....that was the best advice ever given to me..  Cool
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« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2008, 08:48:25 PM »

well, first I have to find the place to go, cuz everything back home if full of highschoolers, not my cup of tea.
and then finding the friend is the next hard part, I've got friends, but they're not really the type to do the draggin part, they'd rather just have a house party with friends over, which usually end up being a bunch of guys with their gfs
where's Levittown, I'd love to do some travelin when I get back, but I'll be drivin a '73 Ram with a 440, so not too terribly far
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« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2008, 08:54:03 PM »

near burlington nj only in pa. or else 15 min outside philly...im always down for an hour or so road trip for a good beer and a good story to tell everyone the next day
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« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2008, 08:58:34 PM »

Dude that chick has no chin and in ten years will look like 200 pounds of shit crammed in a condom.  Get over your anxiety and ask some broads for their numbers.  Just kidding of course.
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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2008, 08:59:35 PM »

I didn't want to be the one to say it, but now that it's been said and you didn't get all offended, she THINKS she's 100x hotter than she is.

You can do WAY better.

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« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2008, 09:32:23 PM »

I'd like to go to the North East, but, I'll be in Kansas when I'm home, and hopefully stationed there next, I'd have to take some extra time off to go to the NE, and I won't really have much for a while
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« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2008, 09:47:29 PM »

Hmmmph!   Fake gun or not, I think she needs a little firearms safety training.
I also think she's not liking what "options" she's finding out there, and now realizes what she's about to lose. Why else would she send you pics like that?

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« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2008, 10:03:13 PM »

all your thinking about is her giant  B@@B$.........just remember your the man...you have to stay in control..don't act like a wussy...or slap yourself.....
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