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Country Funeral
« on: July 04, 2008, 06:16:03 PM »

Just got this one ....not bad .

"As a young minister in Arkansas , I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or friends.  The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.

I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became lost.  Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions.  I finally arrived an hour late.

I saw the backhoe and the open grave, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.  The digging crew was eating lunch.  I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side of the open grave.  There I saw the vault lid already in place.  I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this was the proper thing to do.

The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently, as I began to pour out my heart and soul.  As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter tomorrow' and 'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the Lord,' and 'Glory!'  The fervor of these men truly inspired me.  So, I preached and I preached like I had never preached before, all the way from Genesis to Revelations.

I finally closed the lengthy service with a prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car.  As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of the workers say to another, 'I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before, and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!'"
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Re: Country Funeral
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 06:46:55 PM »

 lol lol lol
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Re: Country Funeral
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2008, 04:24:58 AM »

Good one lol bash lol bash lol bash
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Re: Country Funeral
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2008, 05:34:37 AM »

 LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Re: Country Funeral
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2008, 06:48:07 AM »

 lol bash lol
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Re: Country Funeral
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2008, 11:34:53 AM »

That's funny! lol lol lol lol bash
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2008, 04:25:24 PM »

 lol lol lol lol lol lol
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