A new breed of idiot...

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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) —
It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was "on a mission". The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.

"Mission failed," he told them.

Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.

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I was in a band with that guy!!

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