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Topic: The Theory of Intelligence (Read 240 times)
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chryco
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The Theory of Intelligence
I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
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Hemi Darts Rule !!!!!
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MR. Mechanic...........Panther Pink Duster The Beast has been Unleashed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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guzzimike
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This is true.
I prove it to my satisfaction about 2X per week...
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derbydad
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IF I CANT HAVE A MOPAR, THEN I DONT WANT NO CAR!!
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russ446
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damn i gotta drink more
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guzzimike
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Indeed..
Drinking not only makes a person smarter, but it makes oneself better looking, too.
Science and Survival of the Fittest has proven it conclusively...
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Pedalkisses
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Indeed..
Drinking not only makes a person smarter, but it makes oneself better looking, too.
Science and Survival of the Fittest has proven it conclusively...
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This too shall pass...
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bugLady
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Drinking also makes other people better looking!!  |
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74 Bug, 68Dart, 66 Plymouth Fury II, 95Dodge Ram, 1Husband, 5 kids, 6 grandkids + one on the way, 4 dogs, 2 cats, 1 fish .....
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AMEN
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Big Block Mopars Keep The World Turning
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NYrr496
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I loved that show. Cliff Clavin was awesome.
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It takes a Mopar to catch a Mopar.
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