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OLD MAN ON SCOOTER Vs Ferrari GTO
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An elderly man on a Moped, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
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>>The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car
>>ya got there, sonny?"
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>>The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
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>>'"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
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>>"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
>>proudly.
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>>The old man asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
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>>"No problem," replies the doctor.
>> < BR>>>So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
>>sitting back on his Moped, he says,
>> "That's a pretty nice car, all right, but I'll stick with my Moped!"
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>>Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
>>just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
>>speedometer reads 160 mph.
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>>Suddenl y, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
>>getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be
>>And suddenly, WHOOOOSSSHHH - something whips by him going much faster!
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>>"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
>>himself.
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>>He presses harder on the accelerator, and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>>Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
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>>Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
>>passes the Moped at 275 mph.
>>He's feeling pr etty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
>>man gaining on him AGAIN!
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>>Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes
>>the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
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>>Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
>>The Ferrari is flat ou t, and there's nothing he can do!
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>>Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
>>rear end.
>>The doctor stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still
>>alive.
>>He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor - is there
>>anything I can do for you?"
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>>The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"
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505 cu. in. , Alston chassis, CRT trans, FBO Ignition, 9.451et, 141.91mph, 1.278 - 60 foot, SO FAR!!
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