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Topic: A hostage situation (Read 241 times)
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MoPar_or _NoCar
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
> > Chicago . Nothing is
> > moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
> > window.The driver rolls
> > down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's
> > the hold up?'
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> > 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
> > Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
> > Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They
> > are asking for a $10
> > Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them
> > with gasoline and
> > set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
> > collection.'
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> > The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone
> > giving?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'About a gallon.'
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74 Bug, 68Dart, 66 Plymouth Fury II, 95Dodge Ram, 1Husband, 5 kids, 6 grandkids + one on the way, 4 dogs, 2 cats, 1 fish .....
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1967 Dodge Dart 270 4-door
'72 340 (9.5:1), '72 727 Torqueflite, '72 8-3/4" Rear, '73-'76 Big Bolt Discs, Repaints, Original Interior, Possibly Original Miles, stock '72 valves, Factory A/C
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