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68_Val_Sedan
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Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008-09 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008-09.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally
9. Vict oria 'S Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang
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67 dart 270 resto mod in progress ...
68 chrysler 300 wish it was my daily driver ...
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moparn1
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Full Monty Racing
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Home Of Bill Stiles Performance--Jere Stahl Headers And Dave Strickler--"The Old Reliable"
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satellite65
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That was a joke? Oh shit. I better call my broker. Maybe it's not too late to get my money back.  |
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My Mopars:
'69 Cuda SRT8 6.1 Hemi
'78 Lil Red Express (5.7 Hemi crate waitng to go in it)
'05 Ram "GoManGo" 5.7 Hemi Daytona
'05 Jeep Grand Chickeree 4.7
"3 Hemis, no waiting!"
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Womanator
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My investments for 08-09.
Food,gas,ammo.
O and the 572
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rarefish
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KEEP THE FAITH
56 Zodiac
66 Fury III convert
68 Formula S 383 4spd convert
85 Ram Charger 96 Ram Jayco conversion
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PinkE
PinkE's Woodgrain Steering Wheel Refinishing
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A New Journey Begins.....
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Professional Woodgrain Steering Wheel Refinishing at Reasonable Prices!!
Refinishing all Woodgrain components, Steering Wheels, Shifter Knobs..PM me for a Quote!!
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Walter 1981 Dodge Aries 451 B1/BS Best 1/4 9.871 at 136.01mph 1969 Dart Swinger 431 B1/BS Best 1/4 10.649 at 126.45mph Racing Pro in street trim. 1981 Plymouth Reliant 400  http://bbdart.com/parts/parts.html |
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GTS225
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All Good, 68Val, but the last one (copied below), isn't really all that funny. Ya gotta know that SOMEBODY will develop a holster line along that merger.   (and I was beginning to think you didn't have a sense of humor. ![\/][](http://www.bigblockdart.com/Smileys/classic/finger020.gif) ) Roger 9. Vict oria 'S Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang
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67Dart34dr0
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9. is where all the money will be going for sure!
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1967 Dodge Dart 270 4-door
'72 340 (9.5:1), '72 727 Torqueflite, '72 8-3/4" Rear, '73-'76 Big Bolt Discs, Repaints, Original Interior, Possibly Original Miles, stock '72 valves, Factory A/C
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