The wife dented the cuba.. on purpose..

[Dave_n_68_383S]

So the wife is angy at me and she goes out to the garage to get in her car.. I hear a noise but dont think much about it and go about my activities..
Today, I drive the car to work and as I do my walk around after parking it I spot a nice big ding and to scratches on my rear QP.. I know it wasnt there last time I drove it, at which point I never left the car for even a minute.. I must imagine it happened in my own garage ! So what do I do now?

[Womanator]

If you have a good pre-nup,do what you must.

[rjsjea]

Give her the boot...

[Bakaruda]

Put a few scratches in her quarter.

[abodyjoe]

kill her.

[SIKPUP]

kill her.

         Cheaper then Divorce !   

                                           SIKPUP 

[eldubb440]

kill her.

slowly

[damopars]

  then 

[Thin White Duke]

I scrolled down to your pic and said, "OHH NOOOO".  I've got a '69 in sunfire yellow.  I would crap myself.  I would stay really calm and explain how much it would cost to replace the panel and do the bodywork.  Then I would absolutely flip out. 

Even better.  Go out in the backyard and start digging a 3' x 6' hole in the ground.  When she comes out to ask what you're doing, explain that someone dented your car and that when you find out who did it, they're goin' in the hole.  She'll probably load her panties right there.

[eldubb440]

find her favorite piece of jewelry...........and destroy it in front of her

[318_Magnum]

find her favorite piece of jewelry...........and destroy it in front of her

 

[smitty72]

tell beacause she scratched it it needs to be completely repainted so that the paint will match and will need all new chrome to go with it. then tell her the 25K it will cost she can work it off in trade

[1967dart406]

The phrase till death do us part comes to mind.

[Jens69BB]

kill her.

I third this.

[Joe67GT]

You must....

[bOb shingler]

just show her the damage and do nothing until you figure out what she likes best and with out telling her anything do something to it or with it but do not fess up, period.

[ValiantOne]

I don't advocate violence against women period. And I think most of these guys are joking around too.

But if she has that little respect for you, even though she is pissed off, I think it would be time for a "come to Jesus" meeting.............

[rarefish]

Apologize for getting her so upset she carelessly and accidentily hit your car. She's probablly already scared to death you're gonna kill her.It doesn't make any difference who pays for it, it still comes out of your budget.
Unless she did it on purpose, and then you'ld put such a guilt trip on her she'll move the earth to make you happy. Unless, she caught you cheating on her then you deserve it. About 30 years ago a friends wife peeked in the door of a bar and found Richard in a lip lock with another woman. She snuck back out without being seen and went out to the parking and poured 5 gallons of gas in his 68 Runner and bye-bye birdie. Joe.

[NYrr496]

I'd fix the car, sparing NO expense..  Keep it on the back burner until you get an opportunity to get even.  I would probably get divorced over such stupidity.

[PinkE]

The next time you take a dump...rub a little on your shorts...throw them in the Hamper...Keep increasing the amount till it gets really nasty...   When she asks you what's going on, tell her it's an accident that keeps happening every time you look at the Ding on your Cuda that someone did without even an apology and your not sure it will stop until you find out who did the Deed.  Either she keeps cleaning your shitty underwear...or she comes clean and admits what she did....If she gets pissy about it...kick her to the curb.... ...I hate people that have NO respect for other peoples things....

[norwaycharger]

Say nothing...
Wait a month or two, then say you will pay for her boob job.


Then pay for only one 

[Jens69BB]

Apologize for getting her so upset she carelessly and accidentily hit your car. She's probablly already scared to death you're gonna kill her.It doesn't make any difference who pays for it, it still comes out of your budget.
Unless she did it on purpose, and then you'ld put such a guilt trip on her she'll move the earth to make you happy. Unless, she caught you cheating on her then you deserve it. About 30 years ago a friends wife peeked in the door of a bar and found Richard in a lip lock with another woman. She snuck back out without being seen and went out to the parking and poured 5 gallons of gas in his 68 Runner and bye-bye birdie. Joe.

I actually agree with this one.  Is it something that could have been done accidently while she was storming around?

[Gospel Runner]

As serious as this is, and you have an awesome ride, I do believe our friends here have over-reacted. Some I am sure are kidding, but others I am not sure about. You are not talking about some chick you picked up last night at the bar. This is your wife, your soul mate and she has made a huge mistake. If your 6 year old child accidently scratches your car, you don't kill them or dig holes in the ground for them. Even if you buddy comes over to help you work on your car and puts a screwdriver in his back pocket and accidently scratchs your car, as much as you would like to punch him in the face, you just have him fix it. Anger and revenge will get you no where, except jail. This is what you do. You let her know that you love her dearly and tell her how dissappointed you are in her actions of destroying something of such high value to you. You let her know that no matter how angry she is at you, destroying your property is not an acceptable option if she intends your relationship to work. Let her know that you will get this fixed and you will give her the bill, which she must pay out her own pocket (not the house money). Give her an appropriate payment plan that is reasonable and well within her means. These cars that we treasure so dearly, in the end are really just metal. It was fixed once before and it can be done again. A persons life can never be replaced, not even yours! May the peace of God guard your heart, that you remain in the right frame of mind at all times! My prayers are with you!!!

[318_Magnum]

As serious as this is, and you have an awesome ride, I do believe our friends here have over-reacted. Some I am sure are kidding, but others I am not sure about. You are not talking about some chick you picked up last night at the bar. This is your wife, your soul mate and she has made a huge mistake. If your 6 year old child accidently scratches your car, you don't kill them or dig holes in the ground for them. Even if you buddy comes over to help you work on your car and puts a screwdriver in his back pocket and accidently scratchs your car, as much as you would like to punch him in the face, you just have him fix it. Anger and revenge will get you no where, except jail. This is what you do. You let her know that you love her dearly and tell her how dissappointed you are in her actions of destroying something of such high value to you. You let her know that no matter how angry she is at you, destroying your property is not an acceptable option if she intends your relationship to work. Let her know that you will get this fixed and you will give her the bill, which she must pay out her own pocket (not the house money). Give her an appropriate payment plan that is reasonable and well within her means. These cars that we treasure so dearly, in the end are really just metal. It was fixed once before and it can be done again. A persons life can never be replaced, not even yours! May the peace of God guard your heart, that you remain in the right frame of mind at all times! My prayers are with you!!!

Leave it to him to bring sanity, reason, and sincerity into a discussion.


















 

[Joe67GT]

I must add, so you guys know, I'm just kidding around with my post.

[SIKPUP]

 

Even better.  Go out in the backyard and start digging a 3' x 6' hole in the ground.  When she comes out to ask what you're doing, explain that someone dented your car and that when you find out who did it, they're goin' in the hole.  She'll probably load her panties right there.

 

[318_Magnum]

The next time you take a dump...rub a little on your shorts...throw them in the Hamper...Keep increasing the amount till it gets really nasty...   When she asks you what's going on, tell her it's an accident that keeps happening every time you look at the Ding on your Cuda that someone did without even an apology and your not sure it will stop until you find out who did the Deed.  Either she keeps cleaning your shitty underwear...or she comes clean and admits what she did....If she gets pissy about it...kick her to the curb.... ...I hate people that have NO respect for other peoples things....

 

[Dave_n_68_383S]

These cars that we treasure so dearly, in the end are really just metal.

I cant believe you just wrote that... They are metal, paint, various plastics, rubber, oh yeah and a whole lot of blood, sweat and tears.

This one did it on purpose and she is getting worse, I am seriously taking it after work to a storage locker where it will live until I resolve this problem. I heard the noise, I thought she threw something in the garage and stormed out.. I looked but didnt see it in the dark garage.

And no I didnt cheat on her, its just your usual, she's so busy, she never gets free time, she's overwhelmed, you think you are right all the time speach. Standard woman crap.

[Womanator]

Back in the day when I was crab fishing in Ak,we'd always have 1-8 by web'd with stainless wire and the first time my wife of 20 years came on the boat she asked why that pot had differant webbing on it and anybody that has worked on a crab boat knows that to be a crab pot divorce device.

[Dave_n_68_383S]

Kind of like this..

http://www.machovideo.com/video/Pussy_punch_7681/

[Capt Jack]

see, the problem with the 'std woman crap'...is more times than not, they have a point.  not that its A's fault or B's fault, but they dont as a rule go off for no reason.  you may not know or see or agree with said reason, but its rarely for NO reason.


the car is nice.  Im betting you put a shitload of work into it.  attention to detail and all that...yeah?

marriage can be nice too.....but again, you need to put a shitload of work into it to make and keep it nice.

and not to brag or scoff, but...a dent?

mine blinded me once
broke a rib once
threw me out at least 3 times........


stayed with her for 25 years. god I loved that woman.  still to this day do.  took no shit and gave out plenty....wouldnt trade a second of it.


RIP baby.   


good luck man.