The wife dented the cuba.. on purpose..

[lazarus]

Trash can all the above advice and start seeing a marriage conselor. THis is really not a joking matter. The situation has gone beyond her frustration, its getting to the physical now. If you didn't have a daughter, then she would have left by now. Don't wait, seek professional help immediately, it is NOT going to get better.

 
 
  Best advice so far.

[smitty72]

personaly not a big fan of marrige counseling, paid alot of money and didnt help anything. I went to 3 different counselors for the same problems in the relationship and nothing helped. I just deal with her now. kinda more like a roommate  thing only with strings attached to everything.

I feel your pain.

[GLENNP]

Add pills to it and you just summed up my life. You can't do enough for her.
She will never be satisfied. You now are so busy doing it ALL, you now have even less time for her. All you have left in your life is your bussiness, the house chores, the kid, and if you are lucky a little time on the car. Your place for sanity. In the beginning you wined, dined, and romanced her. Then life crept in and YOU had to be the adult. She never accepted that. She/woman live in a world that revolves around them. Some you'll never know it. Others...... pity the man who gets her (me and maybe you). I'm not gonna tell you to divorce her, thats your call. I'm just gonna tell you what to watch for/expect. I was a dumbass who did it twice. The first was bad, the second you could not make a movie out of because nobody would believe it.  In the end whats best for you, your kid, your business, your mental health. I did not mention the car. At this point its not on the stove. Just keep it safe and put up. If she wants to be part of the family again, great. I can't tell you how to fix it. I have failed twice. I can tell you where its gonna go. Good luck.

[Dave_n_68_383S]

see there are bad parts about nice paint.... although your car is really nice. still just a car. next time you are getting some action grab a wad of icy hot, hang on for dear life and smear it in her ass. 

Now this is funny ! I actually laughed.. Though I will never have the chance.

Guys dont worry about me.. I really just wanted to post the story cause as car people you understand the insult.. The marriage is in the crapper and has been for years..  You got it right I like the car better, but then I like most things better than the stick. ( The stick is my nick name for her ). Hell I like atheletes foot better. Shes like a bad case of the roids.

[mopowers]

see there are bad parts about nice paint.... although your car is really nice. still just a car. next time you are getting some action grab a wad of icy hot, hang on for dear life and smear it in her ass. 

Now this is funny ! I actually laughed.. Though I will never have the chance.

Guys dont worry about me.. I really just wanted to post the story cause as car people you understand the insult.. The marriage is in the crapper and has been for years..  You got it right I like the car better, but then I like most things better than the stick. ( The stick is my nick name for her ). Hell I like atheletes foot better. Shes like a bad case of the roids.

And is there a good reason why you are still married?  Based on the things you've had to say about her, I say dump the woman and cut your losses.  But before you do it, register your car in another family member's name.

[Jens69BB]

see there are bad parts about nice paint.... although your car is really nice. still just a car. next time you are getting some action grab a wad of icy hot, hang on for dear life and smear it in her ass. 

Now this is funny ! I actually laughed.. Though I will never have the chance.

Guys dont worry about me.. I really just wanted to post the story cause as car people you understand the insult.. The marriage is in the crapper and has been for years..  You got it right I like the car better, but then I like most things better than the stick. ( The stick is my nick name for her ). Hell I like atheletes foot better. Shes like a bad case of the roids.

If you're willing to admit to that and not do anything about it then I see many more stories like these in the future.  Things can only get worse if you're not willing to make them better.

[68 HEMI GTS]

for her to damage your car is the ultimate form of disrespect.... to bad she wont fess up, guess your gonna have to leave iron burn marks on the back of every piece of clothing she has and see how she likes it. i might be tempted to help her clean up her shoe closet also!! sorry, but revenge will either straighten her out or she'll be packing whats left of her clothing.

[eldubb440]

the "stick"   


give her the love boot!!! 

[318_Magnum]

Trash can all the above advice and start seeing a marriage conselor. THis is really not a joking matter. The situation has gone beyond her frustration, its getting to the physical now. If you didn't have a daughter, then she would have left by now. Don't wait, seek professional help immediately, it is NOT going to get better.

That's what I just said.

If you're willing to admit to that and not do anything about it then I see many more stories like these in the future.  Things can only get worse if you're not willing to make them better.

I agree.

[satellite65]

for her to damage your car is the ultimate form of disrespect.... to bad she wont fess up, guess your gonna have to leave iron burn marks on the back of every piece of clothing she has and see how she likes it. i might be tempted to help her clean up her shoe closet also!! sorry, but revenge will either straighten her out or she'll be packing whats left of her clothing.

That won't work. She'll just buy all new clothes and all new shoes and say it's YOUR fault she had to spend the money. Don't play tit-for-tat. You'll just be dragging yourself down to her level. Granted, I'm only hearing one side of the story but from what your telling us, she sounds like a selfish, spoiled little brat. If that's the case, it probably goes back to her childhood. Her parents probably did everything for her and now she expects you to do the same. I see a lot of this lately amongst friends and family. I got a (mild, thankfully) case of it going on myself.

[golferjohn]

once she's emotionally abandoned the relationship just count your lucky stars that you still have your junk attached.  you may want to sleep with one eye open, the car might only be the beginning.  once someone crosses that invisible line of disrespect, it's far easier to cross it again and in a much more severe manner.  broken is broken and there's no counseling that could transcend that.
good luck, she may be doing you a favor

[lazarus]

 She may be shopping around for a hit man. Crazy people do crazy things. My ex tried to shoot me once.

[rarefish]

A buddy at work had his wife put a contract out on him. Lucklily about the third person she aproached was a cop. She gave times and places he'd be on his UPS route. I asked if he could get a deal on custom plates through her, he said he'd check, Joe.

[ValiantOne]

personaly not a big fan of marrige counseling, paid alot of money and didnt help anything. I went to 3 different counselors for the same problems in the relationship and nothing helped. I just deal with her now. kinda more like a roommate  thing only with strings attached to everything.

I feel your pain.

Whaaaaa?? You said your woman told you to finish the dart! Then again, you didn't tell me if there were any strings attached

[NYrr496]

A buddy at work had his wife put a contract out on him. Lucklily about the third person she aproached was a cop. She gave times and places he'd be on his UPS route. I asked if he could get a deal on custom plates through her, he said he'd check, Joe.

Oh man.  If my wife ever tried that, I'd bring her the hitman in a box.

[Duster Five-O]

The only thing left for you to do is dumper. You are going to pay though....pay huge, because she is a stay at home "mom" with no income or job. Depending on how long you have been together, she'll likely get more than half of everything and alimony, retirement funds, nothing is off limits. It's gonna get ugly for sure. Sorry Dude

[440-4sp]

She might not even realize what she did, or how important it was.  Women don't think the same as men, they are wired different.

Does she have access to your PC?

[BigShoulders]

i will not say what to do
but somebody else had his 69 cuda baseball batted
it was locked up in storage and and the person took the keys and did the damage
then locked him out of his house
its just sad when the only way retaleate is to cut somebody that deep

[496dart]

That  broad is  fucked in the head.


Take care of her  ........................Soprano  style  ...


dig   deep ........use lots of lime ...........

[satellite65]

That  broad is  fucked in the head.


Take care of her  ........................Soprano  style  ...


dig   deep ........use lots of lime ...........

Yeah, don't laugh. I rent a garage at a self storage joint adjacent to the railroad tracks. For the last few days this place has been crawling with FBI agents digging on the other side of the tracks with backhoes and bobcats. They're looking for the bodies of 3 mobsters who "disappeared" a couple of years ago.

I didn't see nuthin'

Story - http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-libody1005,0,2019926.story

[496dart]

keep your mouth   shut . 




thats it.

[440 ValiantCharger]

Sounds like she wants out but don't know how, she maybe seeing someone else or wants to and possibly using arguements and the like as an excuse, time to sit her down and ask her whats up no bullshit, lifes to short princess stick.   

[rarefish]

A buddy at work had his wife put a contract out on him. Lucklily about the third person she aproached was a cop. She gave times and places he'd be on his UPS route. I asked if he could get a deal on custom plates through her, he said he'd check, Joe.

Oh man.  If my wife ever tried that, I'd bring her the hitman in a box.

The really crazy part, he showed up for work handing out copies of the headlines in the paper. UPS refused to let him work for a day or two because he was creeping out his customers. I don't know how I would handle something like that. I guess making a giant joke out of it was his escape. The worst part was she looked like one of those 2 gals on the back of the truck, in the ford tough post, with only 6 teeth. He still hasn't gotten back to me on the custom license plates, Joe.

[Pedalkisses]

Okay...I'm gonna be a moderator here!  Let me see close up pics of the so called dent!  You sound like you want to just dump her!   If the car was in a "special spot" where it couldn't get a "ding" then it's verrrrrry questionable but if you park in lots close to cars anyone could have given it a "ding".  Now just because the "stick" got angry with you and you heard a noise, doesn't prove anything.  Where was the car in the garage, next to hers or protected from weather, dents and dings?  Why would she want to do that?  It doesn't make sense.  She loves you or she would have taken your shit and moved the f* out!  Believe me...if I was gonna put a little "ding" in your car, you'd know it came from me.  I'd engrave my name in your upholstery!   If you don't want her around just tell her and move on with your lives!  The stick could find someone else to torture and you'd be a free man.  Oh and by the way...IN DEFENSE OF THE "STICK" YOU SAID SHE DENTED CUBA, YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL CUDA!  I'd have you moving to Cuba in minutes!  I'm such a sweetie!

[cudaspaz]

My best Dr Phil guess:  She really hurt something very dear to you knowing that it would upset you dearly, but I can clearly see that you have issues that need to be resolved within yourself before you can adress this situation with her and your car.

My Best Oprah guess: You really need to pay her more attention, she thinks you love the car more than her and that's why she did it, she is jealous of the car. I think you both need to give the car a hug together, and seek counseling afterwards.

My best Dr Ruth Guess: She vants you to so somezing sexual vizz her, she vants you to have sex with her on zee baddacuda, this is zee only vay she can tell you ziss vithout actually saying it, she is jealuozz of zee car, but she knows it turns you on and this turns her on too okay, okay, now get spanking.

My Best Jerry Springer guess: After you come on the shhow and throw punches and watch me exploit you on television so I can make millions on white trash moments in my studio ,I will then give an epilogue on how everything you just did was wrong and I don't condone that type of behavior.

My best John Kerry guess: I was for denting barracuda's before I was against it.

My best Barak Obama guess: I, Um, ummm, I , ahh, well, uhh, dammit, who turned off the teleprompter?

My best Bill Clinton guess. It depends on the meaning of the word "dent."

My best Hilary Clinton Guess: Well, If "I" was in this situation "I" would not have dented someone else's property, "I" would just have called "I", no "I", no"I"....um."I" , "ME. ME, ME, "I". "I"."I"."I"...okay I am the best and you all suck you bottom feeders, you are not worthy of my advice.

Dude, not good, she sounds immature and hates what you love, therefore hates you and wants to see you suffer, she's probably a borderline personality and thinks everything you do is wrong no matter how much you try to please her. No counselor is ever good enough for her unless they tell her exactly what she wants to hear but that wil never happen because they can all see through her crap.
Dude she will not ever change and no counseling will help, I say count your losses and get out.
Quit being married for the convenience and quit listening to her tell you you are nothing without her.
You are not too old and there are more fish in the sea, but she better quit denting yours or else you are gonna grow some balsl some day and actually stand up to her for once.

Did I nail it or am I way off??  .

Gorgeous car by the way.

[mattsmopars]

You nailed it cudaspaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eldubb440]

 

[pettyblue72]

So the wife is angy at me and she goes out to the garage to get in her car.. I hear a noise but dont think much about it and go about my activities..
Today, I drive the car to work and as I do my walk around after parking it I spot a nice big ding and to scratches on my rear QP.. I know it wasnt there last time I drove it, at which point I never left the car for even a minute.. I must imagine it happened in my own garage ! So what do I do now?

Find yerself a new bitch! It was immature of her and completely disrespectful. Find yerself a new BITCH

[edorion]

Don't bother with a counsolor, get a divorce lawyer and a PI. Just tell me she isn't in charge of the $$. Either way check all bank accounts and run a credit check on her, to see how many side accounts she has. I've never gotten married, and never will, but I've seen too many guys get reamed, she's probably allready talked to a lawyer....

[PA Dart Guy]

So the wife is angy at me and she goes out to the garage to get in her car.. I hear a noise but dont think much about it and go about my activities..
Today, I drive the car to work and as I do my walk around after parking it I spot a nice big ding and to scratches on my rear QP.. I know it wasnt there last time I drove it, at which point I never left the car for even a minute.. I must imagine it happened in my own garage ! So what do I do now?

Wow, that's just evil.