New Pet Funny

[damopars]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
> > a pet.
> > So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
> > an unusual pet.
> >
> > After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug),
> > which came in a little white box to use for his house.
> >
> > He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided
> > he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.
>
> > So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's
> > place with me and have a beer?
> >
> > But there was no answer from his new Pet.
> > This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
> > him again,'How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?'
> >
> > But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
> > So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
>
> > He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up
> > against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you
> > like to go to Frank's place and have a drink
> with
> > me?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS......
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first time! I'm
> > putting my fucking shoes on!'

[flyboy01]

 

[magart]

ahhhhhhh- I needed a good laugh

[doug 371]

[Capt Jack]

wow.  a clean joke thats actually funny!   


go figure

[chryco]

 

[dangerdawg]

thanks for the laugh

[Dartsport]

 

[GTS Cowboy]

Dat was good!

[440Ken]

Very good

[Pedalkisses]

  Loved that one!

[wrflyer]

 

[guzzimike]

      

[fourspeed]