[Capt_Jack]

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's the last thing I remember...
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:hammer

 

[doug 371]

ha ha lol

 

[Joe-Dokes]

Oldie but a goodie.

Regards,

Joe Dokes

 

[codfish]

LOL.

There was an Englishman, Irishman and a Scot in a bar drinking. Three flies flew into the bar, and one dropped into each of the three men's drinks.

The Englishman asked for a spoon, and very daintily removed the fly from his beer, and set it aside. He then proceeded to drink his brew.

The Irishman said "Christ Meguire,look. There's a fly in me bloody ale." He rolled up his sleeve, stuck his hand in his glass. Pulled the fly out and downed his drink. Then ordered another one. "Nudder one."

The Scotsman looks at his beer. He picks up the fly by both wings and says










"ALRIGHT YOUUUUUUU!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"


codfish

 

[doug 371]

Was that Scot carrying a dipstick by chance? lol

 

[codfish]

Aye Jimmy

codfish

 

[blasphemous]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.
They both get drunk and the giraffe falls over.
The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there."
So the man says, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

 

[11secs]

Bumping an oldie up the list. Still funny